escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
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You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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