Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
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You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
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There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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