$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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