wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Randomize
