I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Randomize
