Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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