haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
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bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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