The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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