I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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