If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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