you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
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Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
did i walk over a car last night?
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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