Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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