Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
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