there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
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The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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