I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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