i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
