OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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