Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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