We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
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New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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