Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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