And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
please come you make the beer taste better
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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