home. puking in laundry basket.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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