i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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