You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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