If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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