i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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