I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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