Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
50% drunk capacity currently
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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