talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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