She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
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i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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