I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
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