either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
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Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
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Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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