Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
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Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
We don't watch enough power rangers
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
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Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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