My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
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Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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