he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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