I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
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