How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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