Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
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Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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