her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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