Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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