why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
dude. I can hear the air.
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