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You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
Houston, we have a blender
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Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
i think im in europe. pls send help
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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