I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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