i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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