I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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