Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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