Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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