Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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