dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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