i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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