Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
We have so much sex to catch up on
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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