At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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