First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
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I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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