This is not my ceiling
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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