I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
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i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
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