Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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