we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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