I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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