Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
false alarm, still single
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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